This is by far the worst search engine I have encountered as of yet. Maybe I’m just a diehard Google search engine fan…. I like Google’s simplicity. When I am searching for something, the results are what I’m interested in. I really couldn’t care less about pretty graphics and other pointless filler. I want text results and I want them fast.
Perhaps Bing caters to a certain demographic of the younger generation, you know, the ones who say “omg i am sooo board.”
You know… Complete idiots.
I’m prone to immediately dislike anything that tries to force itself on me. I remember when “Bing” was introduced, they preyed on people’s confusion… “WTF is Bing?”
Now they corner you into reading interesting articles found only on Bing, which wouldn’t be that big of a problem, except that the pages take a number of minutes to load. If you’re going to do something, do it right. Bing, you have failed.
Thank you Google for this new lunch hour hobby….
Okay, complaint time… I apologize in advance for my whining.
Models: Lovely people… Please do me one favor… Do not request to work with me and then tell me that you will be bringing an escort.
What does an escort do? An escort is pretty much a wordless message from model to photographer: “I don’t feel safe with you as you take pictures and you’ll probably try to make me do porn, so this person is going to watch you.”
Would you want to work that way? Would you want someone there just to monitor your behavior?
Probably not…. I know what you’re saying. I should just understand that you want someone there for support. I get that, but bringing someone along for support is something you do if you’re going to get tested for pregnancy.
If you need support, if working with me is so threatening, then please pass. I really do not want to work with someone who may be afraid of me. What can we expect to produce? The model who is paranoid that I’ll make her get naked will most likely be stiff with a deadpan face.
I have an extensive portfolio. It’s obvious that I’ve worked with a number of people. Trust me. A sleazy photographer at my level will not last long. Word gets around fast.
I’ll be honest here… I have never told a model they couldn’t bring an escort. I am devoted to what I do, so I will be flexible.
I’m not going to mention names… But really? Another lawsuit? Are the fans going to get sucked into this one as well? Well hell, why not?
1. If all your pictures only feature you posed with your hip pushed to the side and your hand on your waist.
2. If you have no experience and want paid shoots only.
3. If you think experience means posing with your friends at the bar.
4. If you are incapable of more than one facial expression.
5. If you think “ghetto” is a good look.
6. If you think posing in your underwear or nude should earn you money.
7. If you get annoyed at the fact that photographers compare you to a stripper (refer to number 6)
8. If you demand that a stylist and MUA attend the shoot you are not paying for.
9. If you ge offended instead of laugh when we offer to pay you in cookies.
10. If you think always having your eyes half closed makes you as sexy as Marilyn Monroe.
11. If you ask us for ideas for a shoot you won’t be doing with us.
12. If you think we want to see up your nose pictures.
13. If you say you’re 26 when you’re obviously 38.
14. If you respond to our concerns with “Oh, you can photoshop that out.”
15. If you mark an image as 18+ when it features no nudity.
16. If you still think a gas mask is innovative.
17. If you constantly pucker your lips.
18. If your avatar features your ass and not your face.
19. If you demand all images from the photoshoot.
20. If you pout after I ask you to do something.
21. If try to get me to agree to different terms than what is stated on the contract you signed.
22. If you giggle and get embarrassed when I ask you to portray a certain emotion.
23. If you don’t credit me as a photographer.
24. If you are infantile
25. If you are a stinkybutt poophead.